Step 1: Pirate Software

As retarded as I feel about losing my job due to retardation, it has actually become an opportunity to reveal just how unpleasant I am. Well, not really "ass" unpleasant (though that is debatable). I'm just terribly inappropriate. In every way. I'm not agreeable or normal. I remember returning to my pod after a talking-to from the project manager (pertaining to my attitude) and realizing that I am just a defective person whose deviances are not conducive to a successful life. And this cannot be corrected, despite my efforts.

But now... meh. I kind of like how apparent I can now make these things.