protonpump's Diaryland Diary

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2007-12-06 - Turn it DOWN
2007-11-06 - Well, Times, Anyway
2007-05-10 - Elephant
2007-04-30 - Grow Up! No! I Said Grow Up! Make Me!
2007-04-27 - Now You're a Man
2007-04-22 - For Rent
2007-04-21 - Yes, it Does. Thank You For Letting Me Know I'm Not Alone.
2007-04-20 - In the Cross-Hairs
2007-04-19 - 1337 F0t0sh0p Ski11z
2007-04-08 - The Internet Should be So Comforting
2007-04-02 - How Did They Stop Him, Anyway?
2007-04-02 - Word: Fortitude
2007-03-29 - Every Man Who Has Been a Part of My Life Did Nothing But Piss Me Off
2007-03-27 - I Usually Correct Their Spelling and Punctuation
2007-03-26 - I WROTE IT DOWN
2007-03-20 - You'll Never Guess My Secret Identity...
2007-03-18 - This Side Up!
2007-03-13 - Three Haikus for You
2007-03-12 - I Am a Building
2007-03-08 - So Shut Up!
2007-03-06 - More Lame!
2007-03-04 - You Know that Booth That Lucy Would Set Up in \"Peanuts\" Comics?
2007-03-02 - Back on the Chain Gang
2007-02-28 - Poignant
2007-02-27 - Youth
2007-02-21 - Stilted
2007-02-20 - China Still Cool -- You Pay Later!
2007-02-16 - I Should Have Gotten a Real Phone
2007-02-16 - This Time, I Won't Bring a Camera to Work and Get My Ass Fired
2007-02-15 - Well, If No One Else is Going to Update...
2007-02-11 - Love is Hard
2007-02-10 - Shut-in Mind
2007-02-08 - Lowbies
2007-02-04 - Level 60 Fat-Ass
2007-01-30 - The Nature of Being Functional
2007-01-27 - My Main Tool is a Hammer
2007-01-26 - Damn You, Everyone Else! Be Perfect Like Me!
2007-01-25 - Fired... Out of a Canon... Into the Sun
2007-01-24 - Sharpie Proclamation
2007-01-21 - Wiiiiiiiiiiii!
2007-01-19 - That's My Dream
2007-01-18 - We All Have Our Vices; I at Least Don't Make Money From Mine
2007-01-17 - Balls
2007-01-17 - My Fat Ass
2007-01-11 - Women Like Me
2007-01-09 - Hindsight is Better When There's No Hair in Your Eyes
2007-01-06 - Big Jim and Steve
2007-01-05 - The Name Game: One of Many I Play
2007-01-02 - And I Am Called \"Nerd\"
2006-12-31 - High-Oh!
2006-12-30 - Driven to Distraction Because it's Too Far to Walk
2006-12-30 - Cain Was Onto Something
2006-12-27 - STRANGE
2006-12-27 - Somebody Hug My Head
2006-12-26 - The Gift of Ignorance is the Gift You Give to Others For Yourself
2006-12-24 - Slim Jims Have Protein
2006-12-23 - I Have No Printer
2006-12-22 - Even Eye-Shadow
2006-12-22 - Stink
2006-12-21 - Deck the Mother Fucking Halls, Bitches!
2006-12-20 - Ten Years in Your Twenties is Too Damn Long
2006-12-20 - Gravel in My Shoes
2006-12-17 - There's No Such Thing as a Free Dinner, Either
2006-12-13 - The Look
2006-12-11 - Now I Can Excuse All of My Behaviour -- Just Like the Goths!
2006-12-10 - Damn it
2006-12-10 - Ideologies for the Poor
2006-12-09 - Step 1: Pirate Software
2006-12-08 - Pretty Pictures
2006-12-07 - Worth it
2006-12-07 - Ten Minutes
2006-12-06 - Silly Rabbit
2006-12-01 - I Said it Was an Accident, Okay?
2006-12-01 - Sit Over There!
2006-11-22 - I Need to Stay the Hell Away From YouTube
2006-11-20 - This Week Has Been So Fucking Weird
2006-11-10 - Lateral Pass!
2006-11-09 - Human Capital
2006-11-09 - Seriously
2006-11-07 - Talk... Over-Expose
2006-11-04 - The Midas Touch
2006-11-04 - Each Hand Slaps Me
2006-10-30 - Abort? (Y/N) _
2006-10-27 - Don't Get on the Bus!
2006-10-26 - It's Me!
2006-10-22 - Get Back to Your Emo Rock, Little One
2006-10-17 - Most of My Revelations Involve Nudity
2006-10-17 - For the Ladies