I Need to Stay the Hell Away From YouTube

Dear benevolent employers,

I may have posted a ten minute video about the consequences and irony of a consumer-driven culture, featuring our inbound call center. My bad.

I got up at two yesterday and I've decided not to go to sleep. I work today until midnight. I'm going to go out first. Possibly to Future Shop. Then to Wal-Mart. I need a USB drive. I need an external hard drive. I need a voice recorder. I need to go to sleep. I need to do laundry. I need to eat something other than Junior Mints.